A Public Service Announcement from Peak Season.

Sven Nys, cross champ of the known world and arguably the most narcissistic man on the circuit
protects himself with a cup. Begging the slogan "Sven draagt een kop, waarom aantrekt niet u?" in 36 languages.
Think that's funny? Well look at these pics of Sven's Colnago before and after!

Carbon tends to splinter when it fails. So how did Sven keep from getting shards in the nards?
He wore one of these:

Action Shot:

Ever miss your inner thigh and land square on the kiwis?
Really felt like a man didn't you? So unless you have Scandium down below, be like Sven and "Cup Up".
Your boys will thank you and the ladies will follow you home.